Please don't be offended...haha
This is no fuck you list, but this hate list was inspired by 25th Hour. Good flick, check it out.
1. I hate being a woman and crying uncontrollably in the shower for no fucking reason-yep, I did that today.
2. I hate when people beat themselves up all the time because they don't have a signifigant other.
3. I hate LJ drama on my journal.
4.I hate people who do way too many quizzes (I'll excuse those of you who LJ cut your quizzes).
5. I hate hearing about all these women and their PMS. Like I really want to know when yor hatchet wound that never heals is making you yucky, crabby, etc etc. (We are all guilty of talking about this in our LJ)
6. I hate bad drivers that cut you off, then honk at you and flip you the bird. 9 times out of 10, I will find out where you live...haha.
7. I hate Martha Stewart.
8. I hate when my friends get all pissy and won't just tell me the fucking truth.
9. I hate guys who whistle and cat call at me...hello, I'll never date you-get a life assholes.
10. I hate people who don't read their mail and call up your company to bitch at you about changes to their accts or cards.
11. I hate when people don't pay their bills on time, then they call in and blame it on the company.
11. I hate drivers yapping on their cellphones. If I get your ass in a dark alley, I will seriously cram that phone up your ass.
12. I hate when you are at a restaurant and you are talking with your dinner company, and some pricks cell phone goes off behind you and he/she IS STILL. SITTING at the table speaking louldy on their phone...get some manners people.
13. I hate even more when you are trying to take a piss in the bathroom and some idiot is pissing/taking a dump while talking to someone on their cell phone.
14. I hate our justice system....it truly fucks ass....there is a reason that justice is wearing a blindfold, but you have all heard that one before.
15. I hate the fact that the government won't legalize and tax drugs and prostitution. I want to own a brothel.
16. I hate New Jersey Hockey Fans...bunch of disrespectful mofos.
17. I hate being in a bar with dumb bitches whining about their lives. I am usually the one telling the to shut up and drink. Hello, I don't want to hear the story of your life.
18. I hate holier than thou scenesters...puke. I dealt with them while working at a record store, and wanted to bitch-slap them everyday.
19. I hate when people can't respect your opinion.
20. I hate people who try to be someone that they are not. Hi, I am preppy one day, then the next, I am all punk and stuff! Be yourself, even if you suck.
21. I HATE THE TERM EMO. I just want to shoot the little bastard that came up with that. Why is everyone using EMO in their screen name on LJ?
22. I hate religious little fucks that preach to you, and tell you that you are bad because you don't believe in god, but in the end they are the liars, and decievers.
23. I hate the Mormon religion. Those little bastards walking around in their suits.
24. I hate people who are on wellfare when they are able bodied people and can get a job. Prime example...these people that this girl knows who is on her 6th kid because the Government will pay her to fuck and procreate. She keeps popping out kids.
25. Last but not Least, I really hate Andy Dick-yep, watching Old School.